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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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australiansanta:

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my gomyg oh ymgd ohymdg ohfuck fuck fo ofuck oFUCK
At friends house
Me:so do you have a dog
Friend:oh my family doesn't like dogs
Me:....
Me:my momma said i gotta go home right now immediately

stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

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barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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Me:I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend:isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me:*sips drink*
Me:
Me:I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
kingorb:

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